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Alex, First Son of Masturbatory Historical Readings,

The phrase "see attached bibliography" is the single sexiest thing you have ever written to me.

— Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston (Page 241)

Or his senior year, when he got drunk and made out with Liam in his twin bed for an hour, and he didn't have a sexual crisis about it - that had to mean he was straight, right?

— Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston (Page 111)

I've been avoiding Snap like the plague, although I guess given how our country fared during COVID, maybe that's not really an accurate saying anymore.

— Playing for Keeps by Jennifer Dugan (Page 233)

Women could not step into the area of question, because women may not walk over a man or his clothes. A young man explained the reason: “Since it can happen that a woman can be over a man, things will turn out badly for him.” Town houses might be a problem. Our friend, a Khanty, told us in Muzhi that he has a good apartment: “There is only one imperfection in it. A woman lives in the second floor, above me. It is a real nuisance. Everyday she treads on me. Śohma! But of course there are iron and wires and lines here [in the floor between the apartments], and — I have also something else [a magic protection]. Maybe nothing comes of that. The iron does not let through anything impure. Iron is pure.”

— Hidden rituals and public performances by Anna-Leena Siikala (Studia fennica. Folkloristica -- 19) (Page 65)

Tall and redheaded, Maeve was what men really thought they wanted.

— Dead Dead Girls by Nekesa Afia (Page 64)

Their job is to make sure the sleeping customers don't go around taking off their pyjamas. They chase after any naked customers, carrying a hundred dressing gowns on their shoulders. Their oversized paws, their claws, which are long enough to hang on to several dressing gowns at once, and their warm, furry bodies all make the job a good fit for them. The irony is that they don't wear anything either, but on second thought, Penny thinks the naked customers would feel more comfortable being chased by equally naked furry creatures than by well-dressed humans.

— The Dallergut Dream Department Store by Lee Miye (Page 4)

»Ich täusche einfach vor zu überleben«, sagte er und streichelte meinen Hinterkopf. »Vielleicht kannst du mir Tipps geben, wie ich das in Realität verwandle.« »Das ist ganz einfach: Sobald du tot bist, streich das e.« »Das eh?« »Streich das e aus dead.«

— Laylayland by Christian Vogt, Judith Vogt (Wasteland, #2) (Page 320)