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@vivavaleria@eldritch.cafe on the mammooth site. Reading mostly wlw rom-coms, with the occasional exceptions. I try to rotate languages, but it isn't really easy to find queer romance books in other languages than English. Reviews and comments usually in the same language as the book.
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5% complete! Enum & Valerie has read 2 of 40 books.
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Enum & Valerie Setze das Ziel, 2025 40 Bücher zu lesen
“I'd probably end up convincing Hazel she was a tree or something.”
— This Spells Disaster by Tori Anne Martin (Page 37)
Enum & Valerie quoted Ghostsmith by Nicki Pau Preto (House of the Dead, #2)
"Some girls are more into swords than boys," Mercy said sagely
— Ghostsmith by Nicki Pau Preto (House of the Dead, #2) (Page 418)
okay lesbian :*
Enum & Valerie reviewed Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston
The bar is too high
4 stars
This is a good book, for what it is. However, not much of it is really unique and mindfuckingly excellent. In fact, Casey McQuiston's other books, specifically One Last Stop and I Kissed Shara Wheeler, are full of such amazing ideas and moments, that Red, White & Royal Blue just cannot keep up. They've set the bar too high.
Then again, AFAIK, Red, White & Royal Blue is McQuiston's first book, so one could see this as evidence that they only get better and better.
Enum & Valerie reviewed Conni und der Liebesbrief by Julia Boehme (Meine Freundin Conni)
Alex, First Son of Masturbatory Historical Readings,
The phrase "see attached bibliography" is the single sexiest thing you have ever written to me.
— Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston (Page 241)
See attached bibliography.
Or his senior year, when he got drunk and made out with Liam in his twin bed for an hour, and he didn't have a sexual crisis about it - that had to mean he was straight, right?
— Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston (Page 111)
a famously totally straight thing to do
Enum & Valerie reviewed Rani Choudhury Must Die by Adiba Jaigirdar
Cute light read
3 stars
... as always with Adiba Jaigirdar's books. I like her writing style and can consume book after book of hers.
However, I just really dislike mono people's obsession with "cheating" and the entire drama and demonization about it. I don't get it, really, not at all. Yup, some guys are absolute jerks, and I love stories where the girls just team up and date each other instead. But is Zak's bigest flaw really that he had some dates with someone else?
Also, since when is app coding the top notch discipline of science? And usually spyware is an instrument of shitty dudes, not against them.
Enum & Valerie reviewed Playing for Keeps by Jennifer Dugan
Nice read
3 stars
Though I didn't really like the plot structure. In romance novels, I like extensive, well-engineered falling-in-love-montages, and this one didn't really have any. Instead, it's all about the first conflict, which isn't really that deep, and could've been solved within 10 minutes of just talking to each other. Honestly, why?
Enum & Valerie quoted Playing for Keeps by Jennifer Dugan
I've been avoiding Snap like the plague, although I guess given how our country fared during COVID, maybe that's not really an accurate saying anymore.
— Playing for Keeps by Jennifer Dugan (Page 233)
covid acknowledged!
Enum & Valerie quoted Hidden rituals and public performances by Anna-Leena Siikala (Studia fennica. Folkloristica -- 19)
Women could not step into the area of question, because women may not walk over a man or his clothes. A young man explained the reason: “Since it can happen that a woman can be over a man, things will turn out badly for him.” Town houses might be a problem. Our friend, a Khanty, told us in Muzhi that he has a good apartment: “There is only one imperfection in it. A woman lives in the second floor, above me. It is a real nuisance. Everyday she treads on me. Śohma! But of course there are iron and wires and lines here [in the floor between the apartments], and — I have also something else [a magic protection]. Maybe nothing comes of that. The iron does not let through anything impure. Iron is pure.”
— Hidden rituals and public performances by Anna-Leena Siikala (Studia fennica. Folkloristica -- 19) (Page 65)
I'm sure the sex must be fun. /s
Enum & Valerie finished reading Dead Dead Girls by Nekesa Afia
Enum & Valerie quoted Dead Dead Girls by Nekesa Afia
Tall and redheaded, Maeve was what men really thought they wanted.
— Dead Dead Girls by Nekesa Afia (Page 64)
I can absolutely relate to desiring tall redheads 🥰 @internet_memme@books.theunseen.city
Magical world full of good vibes
4 stars
Ever wondered where your mind wanders when you're asleep, and where the dreams come from? There's a whole world of dreammakers and supply chains who can deliver you exactly what you need. The book is full of little stories about different dreamers and dreammakers and life in the shop, and it's all a feel-good atmosphere.