Enum & Valerie quoted Sorry, Bro by Taleen Voskuni
I squeeze past a group of rowdy tech boys and a waitress dressed in a traditional German folk costume, similar to the one I own, thanks to a gift from my boyfriend, Trevor, and the beer maiden fetish he won't admit he has.
— Sorry, Bro by Taleen Voskuni (Page 1)
Literally the first sentence setting the mood.