"Ohhhh noooo, look at my poor exposed and vulnerable arteries, wouldn't it be absolutely tragic if someone were to come along and slurp them?"
— I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston (Page 263)
Despite absolutely no sex happening, this book is so full of horny power play and teasing and distracting each other just to lower each other's school grades (they're mortal enemies after all), it's absolutely amazing. Who needs porn when you can have this.