Enum & Valerie quoted Iris Kelly Doesn't Date by Ashley Herring Blake (Bright Falls, #3)
Everyone around Iris Kelly is in love. And she's happy for all of them, truly. …
"Yeah, but now you've got an amazing start to your novel," Simon said, then spread his hands out like he was displaying a title. "Tegan McKee Doesn't Vomit."
— Iris Kelly Doesn't Date by Ashley Herring Blake (Bright Falls, #3) (Page 67)
I really hope this idea breaks the 4th wall and will actually be written. If AHB doesn't do it, will somebody at least write a fanfiction?