In a world where Saints are monsters and Wonderland is the dark forest where they …
Icca didn't say anything. [...] That was fine, Carousel waited. She considered speaking to Hattie's furniture, but she didn't want to startle the tea table or the candle holders with her queries, since she was almost sure Hattie never spoke to them at all.
— Off with Their Heads by Zoe Hana Mikuta (Page 328)
Das kannste auch dem Ochsen auf der Fleischbrücke erzählen. (aber vielleicht überseh ich hier auch die kinky Lesart, in der es sich um Human Furniture handelt??)