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Enum & Valerie

enumeration@kirja.casa

Joined 3 years ago

@vivavaleria@eldritch.cafe on the mammooth site. Reading mostly wlw rom-coms, with the occasional exceptions. I try to rotate languages, but it isn't really easy to find queer romance books in other languages than English. Reviews and comments usually in the same language as the book.

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2025 Reading Goal

26% complete! Enum & Valerie has read 8 of 30 books.

reviewed Bonesmith by Nicki Pau Preto (House of the Dead, #1)

Nicki Pau Preto: Bonesmith (Hardcover, Hodderscape)

In the dominions, the dead linger, violent and unpredictable, unless a bonesmith severs the ghost …

'Mischief' is her middle name

What a joy to read! Wren's job is fighting ghosts, but after some useless goldsmith prince is kidnapped she goes further and commands literal zombies, while driving some ironsmith knight to madness. Spooky warrior-girl romcom galore.

Philline Harms: Love and Other Wicked Things (Paperback, 2023, Wattpad Books)

Nineteen-year-old Rhia Greenbrook has lived in the sleepy town of Oakriver in a house with …

Here comes the arsonist

It's obvious Philline Harms poured so much love into this book. All those little situations that do nothing for the plot but are nice to read. Of course I also enjoyed one of the main characters carrying my name.

However, it's kind of a slow burner (pun intended). All of the plot happens on the last 150 pages, after 200 pages of meet-cute.

Philline Harms: Love and Other Wicked Things (Paperback, 2023, Wattpad Books)

Nineteen-year-old Rhia Greenbrook has lived in the sleepy town of Oakriver in a house with …

Content warning very far into the story

Philline Harms: Love and Other Wicked Things (Paperback, 2023, Wattpad Books)

Nineteen-year-old Rhia Greenbrook has lived in the sleepy town of Oakriver in a house with …

"We could do... something else." "Like what?" "I, um." Quinn threw a glace in the direction of their bedside table. "It might be a weird idea. We don't have to do it if you don't want to." "Is this a sex thing?" "No, you rake, it's not a sex thing," Quinn sputtered. "And it concerns me that that's the first thing you thought of." "You asked me if I was up for something weird and then looked suggestively at your nightstand! How does that make me--" "Do you want to help me dye my hair?" Quinn said, raising their voice to speak over Valerie.

Love and Other Wicked Things by  (Page 116 - 117)

Ah yes, the thin line between sex and hair dying

Kika Hatzopoulou: Threads That Bind (Hardcover, Penguin Books)

In the City of Alante, the descendants of the Greek gods live alongside mortals.

Io …

No guns, no leeches, no paramours

Such wise rules, but they all break them sometimes, and look what the fucking bloody results are. There's bloodshed, magic based on several mythologies, queers of many genders, an ACAB worldview, and did I mention the zombies? I loved it, all of it.

Amy Spalding: For Her Consideration (Paperback, 2023, HarperCollins Publishers Limited)

Since a crushing breakup three years ago, Nina Rice has written romance, friends, and her …

Cute but linear

It's nice and gay, but also a bit linear. There were no surprises at all. There was always the challenge of Nina's past relationship trauma, but this has been transparent from page 1, effects predictable. Though Nina's chosen family is really really great and I'm fucking jealous about it.

Bonus point for inventing an invisible cat.

Point deduction for this consistently weird attitude about alcohol. No, a meal doesn't make you sober, the body does need a few hours for that. And driving under the influence is not cool. And mixed consumption increases the effect.

Amal El-Mohtar, Max Gladstone: This Is How You Lose the Time War (Hardcover, 2019, Simon and Schuster)

Two time-traveling agents from warring futures, working their way through the past, begin to exchange …

Bigolas Dickolas was right

Beautiful novella! A lot of it is very abstract, on purpose. Like, how unlikely is it that two agents from rivaling parties both name themselves after colours, Blue and Red? It doesn't matter. Neither do the specific missions. The war events. The time strands.

What does matter, are the letters they send each other. The Seeker following them everywhere, snorting teapots like cocaine. And how they lose and win the time war.

Bonus points for the writing method (the two authors wrote the letters to each other, one after another, and built the universe that way). Bonus points for wlw romance. Bonus points for singing Steven Universe songs while writing the book. Bonus points for posing with swords on the backcover photo.