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Enum & Valerie

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@vivavaleria@eldritch.cafe on the mammooth site. Reading mostly wlw rom-coms, with the occasional exceptions. I try to rotate languages, but it isn't really easy to find queer romance books in other languages than English. Reviews and comments usually in the same language as the book.

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Amy Spalding: For Her Consideration (Paperback, 2023, HarperCollins Publishers Limited)

Since a crushing breakup three years ago, Nina Rice has written romance, friends, and her …

Cute but linear

It's nice and gay, but also a bit linear. There were no surprises at all. There was always the challenge of Nina's past relationship trauma, but this has been transparent from page 1, effects predictable. Though Nina's chosen family is really really great and I'm fucking jealous about it.

Bonus point for inventing an invisible cat.

Point deduction for this consistently weird attitude about alcohol. No, a meal doesn't make you sober, the body does need a few hours for that. And driving under the influence is not cool. And mixed consumption increases the effect.

Amal El-Mohtar, Max Gladstone: This Is How You Lose the Time War (Hardcover, 2019, Simon and Schuster)

Two time-traveling agents from warring futures, working their way through the past, begin to exchange …

Bigolas Dickolas was right

Beautiful novella! A lot of it is very abstract, on purpose. Like, how unlikely is it that two agents from rivaling parties both name themselves after colours, Blue and Red? It doesn't matter. Neither do the specific missions. The war events. The time strands.

What does matter, are the letters they send each other. The Seeker following them everywhere, snorting teapots like cocaine. And how they lose and win the time war.

Bonus points for the writing method (the two authors wrote the letters to each other, one after another, and built the universe that way). Bonus points for wlw romance. Bonus points for singing Steven Universe songs while writing the book. Bonus points for posing with swords on the backcover photo.

Jennifer Dugan: Last Girls Standing (Hardcover, 2023, Penguin Young Readers Group)

Sloan and Cherry. Cherry and Sloan. They met only a few days before masked men …

The bite of pine. The bite of steel.

What a fucking thriller! An ecofascist cult, a mass murder ritual, a loss of memory, and a damn unhealthy relationship. And never knowing what's true, what's speculation, and what is a gaslighting result. Really going to keep you up at night.

Gabi Burton: Sing Me to Sleep (Hardcover, Hodderscape)

Saoirse Sorkova survives on secrets. As the last siren in her kingdom, she can sing …

Von hinten durch die Brust ins Auge

A beautiful woman killing any creep who gropes her, and recharging her energy that way? Hell fucking yes, I'm so here for that. I also like a lot of the magic system in this world even though it doesn't seem balanced at all, and how the hell did the fae manage to seize all power in the first place??

Anyway. the problem is, this conspiracy plot doesn't make sense at all. It's needlessly complicated and could have been sooo much easier, faster, more effective and efficient, and more failsafe. It really didn't have to involve Saoirse at all. In German we say "hintenrum durch die Brust ins Auge" and I think that's really fitting here.

Moreover, the evil side's ethics, motivation, behaviour and plans are not consistent at all. Really, it's all just stitched together to enable this siren-and-prince-falling-in-love plot.

For fuck's sake though: Never fall in love with royals, …

Becky Albertalli: Leah on the offbeat (2018, Balzer & Bray, Balzer + Bray, Balzer & Bray/Harperteen)

Leah Burke girl-band drummer, master of deadpan, and Simon Spier s best friend takes center …

This tension really needed to be addressed

Back when I read this I didn't realize it's a direct sequel to "Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda" rather than just existing in the same universe, and I guess mixing up the order really did spoiler me a lot. So, yup, don't do that - read Simon first, then this.

And yup, the tension between Leah and Abby goes way back and really needed to be addressed with its own backstory and future, they deserve it. However, once again, why the wizard school references everywhere??? Really ruins it.

Casey McQuiston: I Kissed Shara Wheeler (2022, St. Martin's Press)

How To Torture Your Nemesis

Oh there are so many things I loved in this one. First of all, this huge fucking scavenger hunt - Shara organized her disappearance so well, she must truly be a genius. All to distract her nemesis, Chloe, who's certainly not obsessed with Shara, but still can't stop trying to find her.

On and on they try to win the upper hand on who wins valedictorian and who makes whom obsessed with them, it's kind of kinky, but also just mean. They're assholes and they're angels. They're bitches and they're hell fucking amazing. They deserve each other.

But this is not just about Chloe and Shara. On this journey, you discover so many side characters, where you first think "probably a douchebag", but then this football quarterback turns out gay and non-binary, another one just loves kissing absolutely everybody but never thought about having a queer identity. Heck, they're all …

Leah Johnson: You Should See Me in a Crown (Hardcover, 2021, Thorndike Striving Reader)

Liz Lighty has always believed she's too black, too poor, too awkward to shine in …

#FuckYourFairyTale

It's really messed up, how in the US people can't study without a scholarship or a lifelong credit. For fuck's sake, build a better education system. Anyway, Liz really needs that Prom Queen scholarship. And heck, does she conquer that crown, despite being black and bi on a very white, very heteronormative school. Of course she also conquers a girl's heart in the process.

Tess Sharpe: Six Times We Almost Kissed (Paperback, 2023, Hachette Children's Group)

Six fun facts about Penny and Tate: 1. They've known each other their whole lives. …

I love both of them so much.

A lot of trauma processing happens here, and it's affecting P. & T. a lot. Some are coping in more healthy ways, others in less. But what I find fascinating is that everybody in this book has the most wonderful people in their back who're regularly dropping everything to be there for them. Well and after all it's a wlw romance and they both get the girl.

CN for the book: parental death, parental abuse, PTSD

Michael Ende: Der satanarchäolügenialkohöllische Wunschpunsch (German language, 2007, Thienemann)

Silvester. Der geheime Zauberrat Beelzebub Irrwitzer und seine Tante, die Geldhexe Tyrannja Vamperl, haben ein …

Sehr niedliches Märchen

von einem Kater und einem Raben, die es mit vereinten Kräften schaffen, einem bösen Laborzauberer und einer Geldhexe das Handwerk zu legen und dabei Frieden, Gesundheit und Wohlfahrt für die ganze Welt zu schaffen. Alle vier Hauptcharaktere wachsen einem dabei ans Herz, auch die beiden Bösen, sodass ihr Schicksal fast schon traurig ist. Der Humor ist 1a und wholesome, gerne wieder.

Wendy Heard: She's Too Pretty to Burn (2021, Holt & Company, Henry)

An electric romance set against a rebel art scene sparks lethal danger for two girls …

This book has been moving me

It's been a while since I read this book, but every time I see it on the shelf, I still think about it. And I think this is a sign of quality. Of course, it features a wlw romance plot, and yes, the girls do get each other.

It's still not a light-hearted fun story. Main char gets evicted from her home. People are killed. People commit actions they really damn regret. “She's a girl on the edge”, heck yes she is.

Content warnings before you start reading: homicide, stalking, parental abuse

Ciara Smyth: Falling in Love Montage (2020, Andersen Press)

Saoirse doesn’t believe in love at first sight or happy endings. If they were real, …

To all the fans of classic rom-com movies...

... be prepared to make a checklist, because The Falling in Love Montage is full of references to all of them! Some explicit, some not, but certainly all on purpose. And I love the humour, and specifically Saoirse's "mortal enemies" - Oliver the Sex God who always misses his own parties; Beth the Evil Queen who steals Saoirse's father's heart (and mine); and Super Barbara, with her emergency sewing toolbelt, and her heroic entrance with smoke and background music.

Well, on the other hand, it's not entirely light-hearted: the other big topic in the book is early-onset dementia - both in family members, but also in the main chars own future. A topic to be confronted.