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"I'm glad I was cute and grammatical. I think you're cute and grammatical, too."

— Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli (Page 89)

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy. (Eyebrows, butthole mouth, etc.)

— Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli (Page 16)

[right before making out] "Don't be nervous," Chloe says. "Just like, pretend I'm the AP Calc test." Shara's glare flickers back. "I should have let you fall out the window."

— I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston (Page 322)

"Ohhhh noooo, look at my poor exposed and vulnerable arteries, wouldn't it be absolutely tragic if someone were to come along and slurp them?"

— I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston (Page 263)

"Chloe, we're gay, We can't do math." "Okay, next time I'll come and make a spreadsheet." "This is why we need you," Georgia says. "Once in a generation, there is born a bisexual who can do math. You're the chosen one."

— I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston (Page 103)

"Call me old-fashioned, but a man's place is in the basement, preparing vocal exercises for his more talented wife."

— I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston (Page 35 - 36)

Rory blurts out, "I kissed Shara." Smith [Shara's boyfriend] freezes. Rory freezes. Untipped cows on the edge of town freeze. When Smith speaks again, his voice is low. "What?" "I mean, uh," Rory says. It's almost funny, the way all his class-cutting, shoe-gazing edginess shrinks into nothing. Boys are so embarrassing. "She, uh - before she left, we, um -" "He kissed Shara. And so did I," Chloe says, stepping up like the Spartacus of people who kissed Smith Parker's girlfriend. "I mean, she kissed me, if we're being specific. But I kissed her back." Smith stares at her face, then at Rory's, then Chloe's again. "Y'all think this is funny?" he asks. "Because it's not." "It's a little funny," Chloe notes.

— I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston (Page 19)

I have to bite my tongue to keep from shrieking. Gran is soft-footed and values the element of surprise, and because of that, I've been on edge my entire life. She'll appear out of nowhere like the grim reaper - but one who gives you cookies and teaches you how to hot-wire a car instead of dragging you off to the great beyond.

— Six Times We Almost Kissed by Tess Sharpe (Page 11)

»Was?!«, kreischte der Rabe. »Jetzt haut's mir aber doch gleich den Stopsel hinaus! Wer is' hier ordinär? Das is' doch kein Spaß nicht, wenn einer in meinem Zustand durch Nacht und Sturm flattert, um seine Chefin anzumelden, und dann kommt er grad zum Abendessen recht, aber nicht, wo er kelber was zum Schnabeln kriegt, sondern wo er selber auf der Speisekarte steht. Da möcht ich schon recht hörbar fragen, wer hier vielleicht ordinär is'.«

— Der satanarchäolügenialkohöllische Wunschpunsch by Michael Ende (Page 48)