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@vivavaleria@eldritch.cafe on the mammooth site. Reading mostly wlw rom-coms, with the occasional exceptions. I try to rotate languages, but it isn't really easy to find queer romance books in other languages than English. Reviews and comments usually in the same language as the book.
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Enum & Valerie quoted I Think I Love You by Auriane Desombre
My first kiss finally happened. Yes, it was with the devil, but you know what? The devil is pretty cute, and she's a hell of a good kisser.
— I Think I Love You by Auriane Desombre (Page 186)
Enum & Valerie quoted I Think I Love You by Auriane Desombre
I roll my r's as though this French accent sounds natural against my lips
— I Think I Love You by Auriane Desombre (Page 20)
Ah yes, the famous French rolled r's
Enum & Valerie quoted I Think I Love You by Auriane Desombre
Damn. Even in my wildest fantasies, my cat's love life is more exciting than mine.
— I Think I Love You by Auriane Desombre (Page 16)
Enum & Valerie reviewed Detransition, Baby by Torrey Peters
this book is so trans!
4 stars
This book actually consists of many little stories, and all of them are so trans, i feel seen. One of the stories is in the foreground, stretched over the entire book, while the others are told as anecdotes from the characters' past. I liked many things in the book. But it is a slow read, nothing to consume in one weekend.
Enum & Valerie reviewed Perfect on Paper by Sophie Gonzales
Dear Locker 89,
5 stars
Darcy really is just my kind of disaster bisexual, and she has a transfem sister who is just precious <3 When reading the promo summaries, I immediately assumed she'd get the girl in the end, but this ending is just as glorious. All thumbs up!
Enum & Valerie quoted Perfect on Paper by Sophie Gonzales
It occurred to me as I started to pace in front of the pool entrance that I didn't know Brougham's middle name. Just that it was, almost certainly, not "Fucking".
— Perfect on Paper by Sophie Gonzales (Page 226)
Enum & Valerie reviewed It Girl by Ruth Ware
So many plot twists
4 stars
Every time I had plausible ideas about who the murderer might be, i had to stop myself because there were still so many pages left. There was no lack of tension.
One point deduction because a girl went back to the guy who literally hunted her, and who is suddenly portrayed as a hero and saviour. The straights really aren't okay.
Enum & Valerie reviewed Dos and Donuts of Love by Adiba Jaigirdar
Adiba Jaigirdar never disappoints
5 stars
This book is full of puns, full of delicious baking goods, and full of wonderful people with character development during the story. And there isn't a single person-walks-into-wrong-situation-and-jumps-into-conclusions plot antipattern, the queen of YA WLW romance doesn't need that.
Enum & Valerie reviewed Sorry, Bro by Taleen Voskuni
Cute, but I'm missing more story and tension
4 stars
What I liked: All the Armenian culture references, and the proverbs at the beginning of each chapter! That's so cool!
What I found boring: The tension curve is missing. The romance story is pretty straightforward, step by step without fallbacks, and at about 50% they're a couple and I asked myself "the story is already over, why are there so many more pages, oh no, please don't do a person-jumps-into-wrong-situation-and-jumps-to-conclusions" and well, what followed was a person-jumps-into-wrong-situation-and-jumps-to-conclusions.
Enum & Valerie quoted Sorry, Bro by Taleen Voskuni
Ten seconds in and I've gracefully drawn the conversation towards boobs. I am so goddamn hopeless.
— Sorry, Bro by Taleen Voskuni (Page 315)
Useless bisexual.
Enum & Valerie quoted Sorry, Bro by Taleen Voskuni
I squeeze past a group of rowdy tech boys and a waitress dressed in a traditional German folk costume, similar to the one I own, thanks to a gift from my boyfriend, Trevor, and the beer maiden fetish he won't admit he has.
— Sorry, Bro by Taleen Voskuni (Page 1)
Literally the first sentence setting the mood.
Enum & Valerie quoted Harlem Shuffle by Colson Whitehead
INSTRUCTIONS: ANY EMPTY BOTTLE FILL WITH GASOLINE USE RAG AS WICK LIGHT RAG
TOSS AND SEE THEM RUN!
— Harlem Shuffle by Colson Whitehead (Page 288)
Enum & Valerie reviewed Harlem Shuffle by Colson Whitehead
Colson Whitehead really loves character design
5 stars
... and it's the best thing about the book. There's not really a classic tension arc. The book consists of three smaller stories, in different years, slightly interwoven. But the cool thing is not really the three major stories. It's how every single side character has some kind of backstory, smaller or larger, and Colson Whitehead tells you about all of them, sometimes leading to several nested layers of time in the narration. Those little ones are the stories that really make this book a great read.
Douchebag gets dumped
5 stars
Very entertaining romcom story where two absolutely gorgeous women get to dump their constantly lying douchebag ex on public television, while head-over-heals falling for each other. The book kept me up all night and didn't let me sleep. Another plus: The author invented a conlang for this (Chalonian). Minus: It's not used very much, and probably it's not designed out that well.